I remember in high school how I was like… “Wow, all my friends are gay! Haha, what a coincidence!”

no it wasn’t i was a fool

straight girl: i totally want a gay best friend! every girl needs one!
lesbian: hi want to be friends
straight girl: wow... um... this is so awkward... i don't like... swing that way.... sorrrrrrrrry.... bye... creep...

They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

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Straight White Boy Problem #440

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i have a lot of books to carry around school but i just throw them in my locker. why? im too focused on making my backpack look small. the smaller my backpack is, the cooler i am. dont ask me why